French Quarter Dark History, Haunts, and Laughs

Join my French Quarter Dark History Comedy Walking tour for dark history, haunts, and laughs. As a stand-up comedian/actor, I'm here to entertain you while sneaking some dark history into the mix. After all, I love performing, and the macabre. You'll think, "It's like drunk history but the guide isn't drunk!" The tour includes haunted bars, restaurants, and even bathrooms, as well as Jackson Square, and Lalaurie Mansion, among other haunted hot spots.

Hear tales about New Orleans’ very own pirate, Jean Lafitte
Take a peek into a vampire store and learn about the city’s vampires
Visit haunted hotels, bars, and bathrooms
Learn about the vampire brides of the Ursuline Convent

What To Expect

Jackson Square

We will start our tour here and learn why New Orleans is the city of the dead.
10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

St. Louis Cathedral

We will walk down Pirate’s Alley next to St. Louis Cathedral, where we will discuss our famous New Orleans pirate, Jean Laffite.
5 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Boutique du Vampyre

We will learn about the vampires of New Orleans, where the secret vampire speakeasy is, and if we have time, take a peek into the vampire store!
10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Royal Street

We will stop at 800 Royal street, the famous building that once housed a pair of New Orleans vampire brothers.
• Admission Ticket Free

Royal Street

Hear the haunting of the Andrew Jackson Hotel
10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Lalaurie Mansion

The stop everyone wants to see, the famous LaLaurie Mansion. The most haunted house in New Orleans. American Horry Story: Coven has given this house pop-culture fame.
10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Old Ursuline Convent Museum

Our last stop on the tour! We will learn about the legend of the vampire brides locked up on the third floor.
10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Lafitte’s Blacksmith Shop Bar

Our bathroom bar break will be at the longest running bar in the US
15 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Highlight

Confirmation will be received at time of booking
Wheelchair accessible
Service animals allowed
Most travelers can participate
This tour/activity will have a maximum of 10 travelers

Include

None of the places we go to require a fee.

Exclude

Alcoholic Beverages
Soda/Pop
Bottled water